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$STOCK 📈📈📈 NASDAQ WHO??? 💀💀💀 STONKS ONLY GO UP 🚀🚀🚀 REAL STOCKS ARE MID 😴😴😴 NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE (OBVIOUSLY) 🤡 TOKENIZE DEEZ 😎😎😎 $STOCK $STOCK $STOCK 📈📈📈 UR BROKER IS CRYING RN 😭😭😭 $STOCK 📈📈📈 NASDAQ WHO??? 💀💀💀 STONKS ONLY GO UP 🚀🚀🚀 REAL STOCKS ARE MID 😴😴😴 NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE (OBVIOUSLY) 🤡 TOKENIZE DEEZ 😎😎😎 $STOCK $STOCK $STOCK 📈📈📈 UR BROKER IS CRYING RN 😭😭😭

$STOCK

nasdaq is putting stocks on the blockchain.
this is a memecoin of a stock. that's it. that's the whole thing.

real stocks
  • regulated 🥱
  • boring earnings calls
  • requires pants
  • goes down sometimes
vs
$STOCK
  • unregulated 😎
  • no earnings, no calls
  • pants optional
  • only goes up*
*it might also go down lol
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community / dexscreener

this is a memecoin. it's not a real stock. please do not call your broker about this. they won't know what you're talking about.